Frustrations surrounding the manner in
which every day life is governed by a supposed unaccountable elite in Brussels
and a similar impotence over operation and accountability of Britain’s much loved
and cherished national rail network have, in the opinion of the LEYTR STIG, become
so heightened that the outcomes have manifested themselves in the same way.
“How many European
Commissioners do you think there are?” I was once asked. Foolishly, or perhaps
not, I replied tentatively in the singular. “Wrong!” came the reply, “There are
five and I bet you can’t name them!” For fear of a second humiliation I chose
at this point to bow out with relative dignity and admitted defeat.
“Guess how much
Network Rail want to charge to re-open a seven-mile section of railway between
March and Wisbech,” I was asked recently. “Around £100 million!” came the reply
before I could dispatch my response, so incensed was the questioner. “Can you imagine? I’ve
said I’ll arrange it all myself for £50 million – a bargain if you ask me!”
For true
believers in the European Project, or even those who are more comfortable with
the UK becoming a more integral partner in Europe as a whole, it matters not
one jot about how many EU Commissioners there are – or their names. They are
content knowing that ‘we are where we are and I’m broadly happy with that.’
There can be few
who would argue that the European Union and its Commission aren’t a little top
heavy; full of bureaucrats who thrive on life’s minutiae, who seem
self-obsessed with loop holes and creating butter mountains and wine lakes for
the sake of their unwavering quest to follow rules.
For those who
recall BBC’s 1990s sitcom Brittas Empire,
well-meaning but woefully inept leisure centre manager Gordon Brittas (played
by Chris Barrie) was encouraged to look for promotion as he was utterly useless
managing people. “You find you’ve got
yourself a bit of a chocolate fireguard,” Brittas mused in one episode to his
much more competent deputy. “You can’t sack people nowadays because they can’t
do their job. You have to encourage them to look for promotion.”
While Brittas was
describing his other deputy – wart-laden hypochondriac Colin Wetherby – viewers, along with his other deputy Laura, with whom he was conversing – could spot the
deliberately unintended comparison between poor Colin and himself. Brittas
eventually applied for and was offered the position of European Commissioner
for Sport. “Europe is made for people like you, Mr Brittas,” Laura wryly reassured
him in the last episode when he was having last-minute jitters about whether to
go or not.
Indeed the EU
would very much suit people with Brittas’ particular skillset and the Brittas
Empire writers Richard Fegan and Andrew Norriss held this view of the EU as
long ago as 1993.
Brittas had a
dream. A dream that one day all the peoples of the world would come together
and that he, initially as a lowly leisure centre manager, would help mould the
physical souls of the population. The EU has a dream too…
I feel I need to
show my hand at this point. I was a massive fan of Brittas Empire and I also share the view with the majority of those
who voted in the EU Referendum during 2016 that the UK should leave the
European Union. In writing this,
I’m not attempting to change or even challenge entrenched views; nor am I going
to suggest alternative ways of doing things.
I have spotted striking
similarities between otherwise sensible, high-earning commuters who are well
educated in how Capitalism works, demanding that the rail network be re-nationalised
and large swathes of the population flicking the metaphorical V-sign at the
Establishment over our continued membership of the EU and the potential for
financial unknown should we ever leave.
Britain’s railway
commuters pay a princely sum to travel to work and back by train, five days a
week. The calculation for the cost of a Season Ticket varies slightly depending on distance
travelled and the premium Anytime fare, but as a very general rule of thumb a
weekly Season Ticket holder pays two-to-three times the Anytime return between
A and B but can use their ticket for unlimited travel between A and B for seven
consecutive days.
A weekly Season
Ticket between Peterborough and London King’s Cross for ‘Any Permitted’ route
(valid all operators between the two locations) costs £193.80 at the time of
writing. An Anytime Short return (one journey in each direction though a period
of one month is afforded for the return journey) costs £110.80. Therefore the
weekly Season Ticket holder pays slightly less than two Anytime Returns.
Various
emotionally-charged editorials and politically-motivated articles in railway magazines,
penned by writers so passionate about the railway that I believe they genuinely
lose some objectivity, have suggested that the railway should kindly remind its
Season Ticket holders just what a great deal they’re getting. In the case of
the many thousands who make the daily return trip from Peterborough to London
King’s Cross, that for their £193.80 they’re not even paying for two Anytime
Short Returns and so should tacitly be grateful of the astonishing value
they’re getting.
Though this view
could be seen as plain condescending, I feel the view is made through gentle
ignorance of the ‘warts and all’ view commuters see of the railway. I’d counter
that these hard-pressed long-distance travellers have a considerably better
insight into the workings of the rail industry than we give them credit for.
They know the
‘dodge’ about how performance is measured (a train is only classified as
running late if it gets to its ultimate destination over five or ten minutes
late depending on whether it is a local/long-distance service, regardless of
its punctuality at all other stations) and they’ve sussed that complaining to
their train operating company (TOC) about how few coaches there are falls on
deaf ears because the Department for Transport decides any train cascade.
“Nowhere in the
Conditions of Carriage does it say that their ticket guarantees them a seat,”
I’ve read in a railway magazine recently. The author of that particular
incredulous sentence is correct. It doesn’t. But the perception is that those
shelling out £193.80 per week should be able to sit down for their 90 minutes
on a train every day.
Yet these
switched-on commuters – who know the iron grip with which the DfT holds the
industry – in the main reflect most polling results that show the country as a
whole would prefer their railways fully nationalised.
“Yes, but Network
Rail is nationalised and they’re responsible for tracks and signals and the
upkeep of many stations. The Thameslink, Southern and Great Northern mega-franchise
is a management contract let by the DfT, so in essence nationalised, and look
at the mess there. And the specification for every rail franchise in the
country is written by the DfT, so just how would re-nationalising the railways
improve things?” is a much-vaunted response to anyone wanting to see their
local train service taken back in-house.
This sort of
nonsense not only paints the current set-up of Britain’s railways in the
ridiculous light that many see it, but is disingenuous with the truth.
Re-nationalisation
would mean the operation of all elements of the railway under the same
organisation, left alone to manage with railway managers who are competent in
just that, rather than the micro-management by office-based civil servants.
This could result in the replication of a system used by British Railways or an
arms length operation, over which the government itself has very little say. Proper re-nationalisaion would unify the operation of Britain's railways, ensuring all services operate with as few voices as possible in a much more coherent, competent manner.
Here the first
big similarity between railway re-nationalisation and leaving the EU come to
mind.
Of the many
millions of voters who want the railways taken back in-house, a large majority
would surely realise that were this to occur, Britain’s national railway
network would always play second fiddle to the requirements of the NHS and the
country’s schools, prisons and social care.
At the same time,
despite the apocalyptical warnings by the Conservative government of what would
happen if the UK electorate voted the leave the EU, the majority of voters
chose to ignore what they were being told – including a very specific figure of
just over £4,000 per household by the then-Chancellor – and dared to defy their
government.
As I see it, the
public at large are now so fed up with the service they receive from their
train operator that they cannot physically envisage a scenario where this can
get worse. Trains are late, overcrowded, often cancelled through the ineptitude
of either the private operator or the DfT’s mandarins introducing unattainable
schedules and expensive, unfathomable fares.
In exactly the
same manner, over 17 million UK voters had become so bereft of their views not
being heard; of their government’s inability to stand-up to the Gordon
Brittases in Brussels; of not being able to get their children into their local
school due to uncontrolled migrant labour in their town, that they collectively
said, “Sod you!” to their government, the majority of big businesses, to celebrity
naysayers and the five EU Commissioners and –
rightly or wrongly – voted to leave.
MoneySavingExpert
website founder Martin Lewis put it best while on the panel of a recent BBC Question Time when he said David Cameron
had offered us a black and white question to which the answer was multi-layered
and multi-faceted. The same applies to the re-nationalisation of Britain’s
railways.
There are so many
ways in which this could be achieved. The Labour Party, who is the most likely
party to realise rail re-nationalisation, has cottoned onto the cost of
relieving these private and foreign state operators of our railway franchises
and so has chosen to adopt the Christian Wolmar view, which the transport
writer suggested over a decade ago. This would simply see each franchise not
re-let when it expires. The problem with this is that it will take nearly two
decades for all franchises to be then taken back in-house.
And to the best
of my knowledge, the Labour Party has yet to offer detailed workings of how any
re-nationalised railway would be run. If it’s similar to how the DfT is
micro-managing things with Thameslink, Southern and Great Northern, then god
help us. If it is anything like how the DfT is ordering Network Rail to
complete certain electrification schemes and to introduce higher-frequency
timetables despite protestations from the nationalised infraco at how rushed
this is having to be and therefore the knock-on effect to train operators being
lack of preparedness for robust timetables – precisely what we are seeing
across the North West with Northern of late, then ditto here, too.
It is clear to me
that the raw impotence being felt by rail commuters and over 17 million UK
voters is having the same effect. They simply do not care what the future
holds. Rightly or wrongly they cannot envisage a scenario where they could be
any worse off than they are now.
Quite who is at
fault is considerably more complex than observing and writing about two
otherwise disparate groups of people.
One thing is for
sure. The government needs to listen to the electorate. This is the easy part.
Its divisions – along with those in the Opposition Party – and a lack of an overall
majority in the House of Commons is ultimately what is tying its hands from
either satisfying the majority or screwing it over. A typical ‘third way’ fudge
is almost certainly the worst of all worlds.
The LEYTR Stig has been an historic contributor to the LEYTR Blog over the years and, as with all articles, the viewpoint expressed reflect's that of the author.
The LEYTR Stig has been an historic contributor to the LEYTR Blog over the years and, as with all articles, the viewpoint expressed reflect's that of the author.
3 comments:
What on earth is an "Anytime Short Return"? Is it what the rest of the country calls an "Anytime Return" or perhaps the short-distance variant called an "Anytime Day Return"?
I assume that whatever you thought it was, it's just as much a flight of fantasy as the rest of your post, which seems to bear little resemblance to the world I live in but rather a lot more resemblance to DailyMailWorld. Despite your protestations to the contrary, your rabid Brexitism shines through, along your with your determination to bend every truth to fit your fantasy.
You've just lost yourself another member. Congratulations.
Hello there.
The 'LEYTR Stig' has been an historic contributor to the LEYTR Blog, which if you subscribed to the LEYTR magazines you'd know is a place for anyone to offer unsolicited pieces for publication. Due to the position within the transport network in London that the 'LEYTR Stig' holds, he has always posted anonymously.
The 'LEYTR Stig' nailed his colours to the mast in the 10th paragraph: "I feel I need to show my hand at this point. I... share the view with the majority of those who voted in the EU Referendum during 2016 that the UK should leave the European Union" so he made known that he was likely to feature somewhere on your scale "rabid Brexitism".
The Anytime Short Return is a relatively new ticket that plugs the gap between the Anytime Return and the Anytime Day Return, for those who travel a prescribed medium distance. The fare the 'LEYTR Stig' quoted in his above piece is here: http://www.brfares.com/#faredetail?orig=PBO&dest=KGX&grpd=1072&tkt=SHR
One of the most fascinating aspects your anonymous contributor pointed out that I'd not noticed before, is the high number of capitalism-savy London-based commuters who are now calling for re-nationalisation. Thought provoking.
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